Female sit-round gathering

Men various in a life meet
Here only to write about them it is impossible.
Nevertheless we will try, can it will turn out
To you to tell about the few only cases...

Men happen - Pusiki, Seals,
And Casanovas and ZHeltorotiki,
With a sight prickly Men-bayonets
But all of them it is simple, alas, Muzhiks!

It is possible to fall asleep with the muzhik-blanket
It is possible to be afraid the Man-ambala
Мужчине_как_пуфик - On a neck to sit down
And on the man-sofa to rely

The man-fire will break off to us clothes,
Then the Muzhik-swine - will deceive nadezhy
The man-zhuan will bring to us flowers,
The man-divorce will erect to us bridges.

And whatever one may do on pomine are easy
Also such muzhiks at us:
The man-goat - with an idiotic small beard,
The man-romanticist - with butylkoju vodka.
The man-mattress and the Muzhik - "tvojumat"
The muzhik-flue and the Muzhik - "дай_пожрать"

But early still to sum to us up
After all in a life there is a Man-as-god!
In it all is ideal, but whatever one may do
Where such man to find?