Female sit-round gathering

1. Women adore to go shopping. It is unique area of human activity where they rightfully can tell, that "completely supervise a situation".

2. The woman always "has nothing to put on". (God forbid to oppose to this statement of the remark of type: "all hangers in a case are filled". To you at once will unambiguously let know, that you understand nothing ".)

3. Crying is necessary for the woman as air. But she never will be engaged in it alone if knows, that you do not hear it.

4. The woman always sets questions on which all of you equally will not find a right answer. It delivers it pleasure as forces you to feel the fault.

5. Women are very talkative. Silence frightens them, and they feel necessity to fill vacuum even if they have nothing to specify.

6. It is necessary for woman to know, that someone somewhere lives worse, than it or her family. It improbable popularity television "soap operas" also speaks.

7. Sex - not so and a thing necessary for women. An explanation idle time: men its physical nature involves, women - emotional, and therefore they receive emotional satisfaction only because, that know, that you would like to be engaged with it sex.

8. In all public institutions (theatres, restaurants, at concerts etc.) women prefer to go to toilet rooms; groups. It gives the chance to them to gossip.

9. Women are not able to store secret. Also do not think, that he cannot be trusted for the reason "disclosings of a secret to two or three girl-friends".

10. What the woman did, it NEVER will disdain phone call and will always run to the device! In whatever kind it was.

11. This unique being in the world which, having spent two-three days on rest with the girlfriend (the rest house, hotel, a summer residence and so forth) and having come back home, will immediately call the same girlfriend to share impressions!

12. The woman not in a condition to understand, why men so love "toys" (the present nurseries, and also hunting, sports, cars, drills, etc.) Men would not test a fishing tackle in them necessity, be women are supplied by buttons: to "include" - to "switch off".

13. One of the most terrible defects of the woman that she is assured as if between grades of beer there is no difference!

14. Women comb hair before a dream.

15. After they will take a shower, in a bathroom there are smells of blossoming tropical wood

16. Average quantity of accessories of all grades which the woman holds in a bathroom - 437 pieces (data across the USA and Europe). The man can define only six of them, including own razor and a tooth-paste.

17. They understand nothing in sports. Men look sports meets to leave from a reality. For women they only a reminder on how awfully all could turn back, there will be no they on light.

18. Women are people to whom mechanics never speak the truth (to men they it speak through force!).

19. The woman at the wheel can make a hook in tens kilometres only for that simple reason that is afraid to "be lost" on the "cut off" way prompted to it to the necessary place.

20. Women-etosushchestva who put on that: to go on a concert, to shop, to water flowers, to make a hairdress, to open a door, to answer phone call, to read the book, to shirk a dog, to get mail...

21. The woman - a unique being which DOES NOT WANT the truthful answer to a question: "As I look?",

22. Women love cats. For this reason the man use any case, that napoddat to a cat a foot. Cats do not love men,

23. Women know, that wanted by the man. It is the most mysterious phenomenon of paramental features of the woman as the man not only seldom understands of what he thinks in the given concrete interval of time, but in general can seldom tell, that he wants in general. That fact, that men most of all want women, and allows the last to create everything, that will like.

24. The woman would like to eradicate institute of "mothers-in-law" though itself perfectly understands, that once it will appear at this institute as "dean".

25. Women consider, that they have no relation to concept "mother-in-law".