Female sit-round gathering

Women with the big breast
- Can always catch a taxi
- To them always concede the best places in the bus
- Do simple jogging by very entertainment kind of sports
- Leave dry magazine which read laying in a bath - possess additional argument of influence (on men, which below their growth)
- Usually can find easily dropped popkorn after cinema viewing
- Can always carry with itself of a little more money
- Always float is better
- Know where to look first of all in search of the fallen ear ring
- Seldom remain without the partner on slow dance
- Never buy cars with safety pillows
- And one more beer it always is where to put

Women with a small breast:
- Do not cause failures on road each time when bend
- Always look younger
- Drops and meal crumbs always appear on a napkin spread out in a lap
- Can always see the shoes
- Can easily sleep on a stomach
- There are no problems to sit down for a wheel small avto
- Know, that people can easily read all inscription on their T-short
- Know, that all that is not located in a hand - unnecessary surpluses
- Can be late in theatre and sit down into place not distracting all number
- Can go on aerobics not risking to send itself to a knockout
- Never hear in the address of a word "silicone"
(Further...)

1. They should not be congratulated with 8 Martha.
2. Decencies do not demand to give way to them in transport and to pass forward. If it is necessary will trample and will sit down.
3. For them it is not necessary to submit once a year coffee to bed. But only every day regularly breakfast a dinner and a supper also it is desirable from three dishes.
4. The head, simply work never is ill them such, heavy.
5. They do not have critical days, only years.
6. They should not iron every day skirts before work if it is final they not inhabitants of Scotland.
7. They have no need to direct since morning a make-up, they and so are fine.
8. They should not spend a fantastic sum on epiljatsiju, what for to struggle that is considered a sign of the raised sexuality.
9. They should not torment themselves diets, any biggest beer paunch, looks on men simply obaldenno.
10. They do not need to finish theatrical courses to represent present orgazm.
11. At all of them days in sex the safe.
(Further...)

Women:

You become stronger in thought, that all muzhiks goats.

You continue to dream of the prince, but already without a horse and clothes.

Having staid an hour per a Pushkin museum at Apollo's statue, you at all do not remember his face.

You constantly pensively sing: “If guys of all Earth …”

You are afraid to drink, as are afraid to take advantage of the condition.

In mint to clothes you consider the unshaven man simply stylish.

The thought on that for the cultural and formed woman sex cannot be an existence basis, any more does not look so obvious.

Critical and all other days of month for you are gradually interchanged the position.

On the means saved on tests for pregnancy, you buy a washing machine.

To you sensations of fear of the first sexual experience come back.
Mужчины:

You come to thought, that bad women do not happen.
(Further...)

1. She can sleep across bed, having turned in a roll from a blanket, podpihnuv one pillow to herself under a stomach, and the second – under a head. When you are not present nearby, we always so sleep.
2. Does not wake up in 4 mornings from squeal of machines "Формулы-1" in day of a direct transmission of Grand prix of Australia.
3. It can get the smallest in the world a garbage can – and all the same it will always stand the thin. After all there is nobody to fill with its beer bottles and tons of bones of large horned livestock.
4. Its cat goes on tables and on armchairs with is proud of the lifted head, instead of lives in wild stress and humiliation under a sofa.
5. Keeping to a diet she does not test tantalic torments, opening a refrigerator. The most seductive, that it there will find – a half a kilogramme of the let germinate seeds of a wormwood pohudatelnoj. And any diversions in the form of dissolute sausages, shameless pelmeni and kolbasok-temptresses.
6. She regularly is engaged in morning exercices, because nobody pjalitsja on its jumping breast, a red face and old treniki.
7. She can listen Love Radio – yes! Love Radio, a pancake! On full loudness, not holding on call pokajannoe a look “that you, that you, certainly, I too do not perceive this music seriously”.
8. Can swarm up sites of acquaintances (simply so, with curiosity), not worrying, that its any unduly advanced user will convict of it.
9. It moves on apartment easily, not natykajas continually on bulky exhibits of the house-museum of the Real man – drills, tyres, kosuhi and these, as them, the Bulgarian.
(Further...)

According to results of the questioning spent by Russian independent statistical agency, it was possible to establish, that 24 percent from among the interrogated Russians constantly sing, when are engaged in the severe Russian love, and 67 more percent of women - sing thus off and on, and, 4 percent - sing aloud.
And to illustrate this statistics, the most typical endurances from these questionnaires are more low resulted:
:когда I have sex, in a head at me the line of any song, often, absolutely foolish and improper to the moment usually turns.
:если it is strongly drunk, I sing hymns.
12 percent of Russian women cry and laugh at employment by love or think about something good:
:я I am given to this feeling completely, sometimes to crying, sometimes I laugh. It even forces down the partner.
:обычно of what I do not think, and late to think - time has agreed.
:думаю about pleasant as it is impossible to think at this time, for example, that at you now on a summer residence hrjapaet a potato koloradsky a bug.
73 percent from among the interrogated women think at this time of the partner:
:когда I make love, I think of in what I am engaged, and about the man which at present with me.
:опять not that.
:с the favourite I think - why so a little, with unloved - more likely it would terminate and was cleaned to itself home.
:какой at it small.
:как he ridiculously tries.
:почему he names me Svetoj Iroj, it will be necessary to it to make scandal, but then, now I will not force down it from a rhythm.
(Further...)

1. The woman is always right.
2. If the woman is not right, item 1 see.
3. The boot does not happen much.
4. Bags too.
5. Underwear especially.
6. Not speaking about cosmetics.
7. The female logic exists.
8. If you think, that it does not exist, item 1 see.
9. Football - angrily.
10. Boxing too.
11. And Katya Pushkarev at all is not present.
12. If you do not agree from items 9, 10 and 11, item 1 see. By the way, the same concerns volleyball, basketball, fishing, computer games, the big tennis, water polo, to a golf, Ping-Pong, litrbolu... Has got tired to list.
13. Brilliants - the best investment of money.
14. And the real estate is not present.
15. Even if the real estate the best investment of money, than brilliants, see item 1.
16. The cellulitis is not present.
17. There are only means from a cellulitis.
18. On a question "As I look?" There is only one answer: "it is fine, favourite!"
19. The man is made to earn money.
20. And the woman for this purpose that them to spend and also to humour the kind the man.
21. I have told a kind. Minet here at anything.
22. The man goes to shop.
23. Because it strong and clever.
24. And we beautiful and artful.
25. Sausage - the friend to the person.
26. As a last resort, fried eggs.
27. Yes, really, the woman not the person. She is a Goddess.
P.S. The best friends to girls... Certainly, men. About brilliants item 13 see

Endurances from one female forum:

Has not slept!!! The husband carries a heel on a bed-sheet always when lays, will not fall asleep yet strong. So irritates, especially when to fall asleep to difficultly me, here still it shuffles. Has almost got used already. Very much it I love, but I am sometimes got. Especially this night. Cry from the heart))) What at your husbands small lacks which irritate from time to time?

Hvatanie for dummies when I remove a brassiere. So has got, sometimes simply I blow up, "as three hundred tons of trotyl"

My spouse too rolls out feet. In a dream. We wake up, catch a cold is lifted up and rolls down on level of knees. Has guessed to pin its ends pins. He so rolls out, that pins are unbuttoned. Then already napokupala a bed-sheet with an elastic band, and those manages to roll up. I do not swear, in due course have got used. In the childhood, till 12 years slept on a sofa with bugs, such poverty was at his parents. Irritates, that if has opened something (a case for example) that stopudovo will not close. And costs open, and the husband in an emphasis does not see.

If meal not doest - puts plates in a bowl, it is direct with the food rests. When my ware - I am picked it.

And mine perdit at my presence...

Twists dummies as though radio adjusts, painfully! Also thinks that if will put to me a cold hand between feet and will press more feasibly fingers - I will seize that numerous orgazmy
(Further...)